Where am i going with this post... (in the voice of wise old yoda) "Being tested is what i am"
Louis: "How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful, magical? Our white skin, our fierce eyes? "Drink" you ask me, do you have any idea of the thing you will become?" (Interview with the Vampire)
What if i dont want to sell my sould to the devil? who will help me row across the lake if i do? (simpsons anyone?)
"You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough." (Dr Evil)
"Houston, we have a problem." (Apollo 13)
Donomlus: Now, what is your mission?
Evil Robot Bill: First, we totally kill Bill & Ted.
Evil Robot Ted: Yeah, then we take over their lives.
Evil Robot Bill: Then we utterly destroy 'em. (Bill and Teds Bogus Journey)
Customer : "An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition! It's not just saying 'no, it isn't'!"
"Pro" arguer : "Yes it is!"
Customer : "No it isn't!!"----- Monty Python live in the Hollywood bowl
"Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?" (joker)
"You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." (Tyler Durden - Fight Club)
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken." (Tyler Durden - Fight Club)
Armand: "The world changes, we do not, there lies the irony that finally kills us." (interview with the vampire)
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realise the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself. - (The Matrix)
"Do we have to sell our souls? why is it that the devil is the only buyer when its for sale?" (unknown)
Captain Jack: Alright then, I confess. It is my intention to commander one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out. (pirates of the carribean)
"Where do we go from here" (unknown)

Saw the movie (Omen 666) on the day actually. Never heard a movie audience laugh so much!!
ReplyDeleteSome great quotes on there shane-o!